幽默短语不超九个字英语(英语搞笑小短句)

Money is not everything. There"s Mastercard and Visa.

钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don"t get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry.

聪明人都是未婚的。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。

"Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.

现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed any body."But why take the risk？

努力工作不会导致死亡。但为什么要冒险呢？

幽默的英文句子

英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.

中文：考试害了多少个孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。

英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.

中文：对于美女，看两眼就行，转身告诉自己，我老婆比她们都好。

英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.

中文：你有没有发现，那些讨厌你的人，长得都特别丑。

英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.

中文：自从会玩QQ后，我发现我拼音越来越好了，读书都没这效果。

英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.

中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。

英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!

中文：我抽的不是烟，也不是寂寞，是二手烟！

英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.

中文：考试有人靠的是实力，而我靠的是丰富的想象力。

英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.

中文：国外：思想和才能才是王道，国内：关系和马屁才能横行。

英文：The teacher said to hear name2012 and fine, I know he"s salary.

中文：听到老师说又要开始罚钱，我就知道是他工资花完了。

英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.

中文：男人情史丰富那叫风流，女人情史丰富那叫风骚。

英文：One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.

中文：一个人快活，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。

英文：Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.

中文：毛爷爷说，不以结婚为目的的搞对象都是耍流氓。

英文：Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?

中文：大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗？

英文：In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.

中文：天上没有白掉的馅饼，倒有白掉的砖头。

英文：Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have!

中文：理想就像内裤，要有，但不能逢人就去证明你有！

英文：More to their fucking great time also can not compare with idiot years.

中文：再多各自牛逼的时光 也比不上一起傻逼的岁月。

英文：Thinking of how far, how far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll.

中文：思想有多远，你就

滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。

英文：Chinese two big characteristics: one, don"t love the truth; two, do not want to hear the truth.

中文：中国人就两大特点：一，不爱说实话；二，不爱听实话。

英文：You look very Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone.

中文：你长的很爱国，很敬业，很有骨气。

英文：Germany is the only woman, I think I must be too mean.

中文：女子无才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。

英文：If you don"t like brother talk about conscience, I did not, a few days just donated.

中文：你丫别跟哥谈良心，哥没有，上几天刚捐了。

英文：Go go go, don"t waste the youth the two words, you are already the beginning of autumn.

中文：去去去，别糟蹋青春那两字了，你都已经立秋了。

英文：Women have two mouths, a mouth is a, a mouth to eat.

中文：女人有俩张嘴，一张嘴道是非，一张嘴会吃人。

英文：In fact, the day classes can be short, the computer opening and closing the past.

中文：其实，一天班可短暂了，电脑一开一关就过去了。

英文：You have learned at school all forget, the rest is quality.

中文：把你们在学校所学的知识统统忘掉，剩下的就是素质。

英文：Living half are bad luck, the other half is how to handle it.

中文：活的一半是倒霉，另一半是如何处理倒霉。

英文：Life can not cook, all the materials are ready was the pot.

中文：人生不能像做菜，把所有的料都准备好才下锅。

英文：First scroll: Live meaningless, the second line of a couplet: Dutch act no courage, horizontal batch: white go back.

中文：上联：活着没意义，下联：自杀没勇气，横批：白走一回。

英文：My principle is: the person does not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, I will get angry!

中文：我的原则是：人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，我就生气！

英文：After today, do not meet again, I am afraid to wake up every day to beat you many times.

中文：过完了今天，就不要再见面，我害怕每天醒来揍你好几遍。

英文：What I want, is name2012 shameless. What to eat, is not lose.

中文：我什么都要，就是不要脸。什么都吃，就是不吃亏。

英文：The moment when his grandson, because the world is your uncle.

中文：时刻把自己当孙子，因为全世界都你大爷的。

英文：Single sister, I always strive for; to a married woman, I never give up.

中文：对单

身妹妹，我始终争取；对有夫之妇，我从未放弃。

英文：Some people, really let you feel bad, some people, to learn to let you have a toothache!

中文：有些人，认真的让你心疼，有些人，欠扁的让你牙疼！

英文：When I was young I like to play hide and seek, when the friends are hidden well, I went home.

中文：小时候我喜欢玩捉迷藏，当朋友们都藏好后，我就回家。

英文：Real drunby, dare to face itself has no thickness.

中文：真正的装逼，敢于直面本身没有厚度的脸皮。

英文：My this life altogether wrong two things, one is born, the other is to live.

中文：我这一生一共做错两件事，其一是生出来，另一是活下去。

英文：I stand in the streets of Tokyo, loudly singing the Anthem of Japan -- we are Qin Shousheng.

中文：我站在东京街头，大声高歌日本国歌——我们都是秦寿生。

英文：Saw the ugly, had not seen so ugly. At first glance the pretty ugly, a more careful look ugly!

中文：见过丑的，没见过这么丑的。乍一看挺丑，仔细一看更丑！

英文：Test book, simply pig. Don"t panic if caught cheating, pretend to be.

中文：考试不翻书，简直头猪。作弊不要慌，逮到就要装。

英文：Political fail? Normal! China 1300000000 people, it"s your turn when the president?

中文：政治不及格？正常！中国13亿人，轮到你当国家主席吗？

英文：Who dares to invade China, we can only give it a Chinese sentence: the bathroom lighting.

中文：谁再敢侵略中国，我们只能送它一句中文：厕所里点灯。

幽默的英语句子

Money is not everything. There"s MasterCard & Visa.

金钱非万能, 信用卡犹在. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人;

每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

每个人都应该结婚,毕竟, 快乐并不是生命的全部. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人不会去结婚, 而当他们胶笏婚就也就不再聪明了. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

"你的未来取决于你的梦想", 所以赶快去睡觉吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有比每天早上起床更好的方式开始新的一天. Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。