骂人不带脏字的高情商句子犀利霸气太绝了359

1. 长城要是用你脸皮做，孟姜女能哭倒才怪。

If the Great Wall is made of your skin, it is strange that Meng Jiangnu can cry down the Great Wall.

2. 你是那青青草原的美羊羊，三千多集找不到娘。

You are the beautiful sheep and sheep of the green grassland. You can't find your mother in more than 3000 collections.

3. 凭你的智商可以过一辈子六一。

With your intelligence quotient, you can live a lifetime of June 1.

4. 遇见你之前，我的世界是黑白的，遇见你之后，哇靠，全黑了。

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was all black.

5. 我爱你，你爱他，我瞎你也瞎。

I love you, you love him, I'm blind, you're blind.

6. 建议你还是少开尊口，别暴露了其它方面的童真。

It is suggested that you should open your mouth less and not expose other aspects of innocence.

7. 靠别人的嘴了解我，你的脑袋是用来增高的吗?

Know me by other people's mouth. Is your head used to increase height?

8. 对不起，我没资格骂你，毕竟我不是兽医。

I'm sorry, I'm not qualified to scold you. After all, I'm not a veterinarian.

9. 你这几天肠胃不好，是不是把脑子拉出去了?

You have a bad stomach these days. Have you pulled your brain out?

10. 真羡慕你这种拿出自拍就是全家福的人。

I really envy you who take selfie as a family photo.

11. 完了，你也不理我，我成了狗不理了。

It's over. You ignore me. I'm "Goubuli.".

12. 我妈从小告诉我要和人好好说话，长大了才知道不是所有人都有妈妈。

My mother told me to talk to people well when I was young. When I grew up, I realized that not everyone has a mother.

13. 别说当面骂你了，你要是听不清我还能刻你碑上呢?

Don't scold you face to face. If you can't hear me clearly, I can engrave it on your stele?

14. 如果你缺少父爱，你可叫我一声爸爸，没必要把对面养出一个爹来。

If you lack of father's love, you can call me dad, there is no need to raise a father in the opposite side.

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