个性女生英文签名大全(女生qq个性签名英文大全霸气)

1、你什么时候有空，有空的时候嫁给我！

When are you free and marry me when you are free!

2、天长地久，根本没有。

It has been a long time, and there is no one at all.

3、不是谁离不开谁，是谁放不下谁。

It is not who can not leave who, who can not let who.

4、干干净净没故事，一个酷字惯一生。

Clean and clean without stories, a cool word used to life.

5、任他怎样，我自由我心。

Whatever he is, I am free to my heart.

6、取悦别人远不如，修养自己。

It is better to please others than to cultivate yourself.

7、你心里有人吗？没人我就进来了。

Is there anyone in your heart? I came in without anyone.

8、不怕死得其所，就怕死的猥琐。

Fear death, fear of the indecent.

9、熟读情诗三百首，撩遍天下无敌手。

Read 300 love poems and reach the world.

10、张狂不是我本性，但惹我等于自杀！

Zhang crazy is not my nature, but it is suicide to provoke me!

11、胜仗是常打的，受伤是没有的。

Winning is often fought, and there is no injury.

12、多看一部韩剧，就多一个老公。

If you watch a Korean drama, you will have a husband.

13、空中纸鸢，牵挂瞬间。

The kite in the air, worried about the moment.

14、不要把自己当超人，我怕你的内裤会漏低。

Don't be superman. I'm afraid your underwear will leak low.

15、俗话说的好：人丑心不丑，心丑脸压着。

As the saying goes: the ugly heart is not ugly, the ugly face is pressing.

16、如果上课不能闭着眼，是否还能撑着脸。

If you can't close your eyes in class, can you still hold your face.

17、你满嘴的醋味，你还说你没吃醋。

You have a full mouth of vinegar, you said you didn't have vinegar.

18、我用年轮代替时间，用回忆填补生命。

I replace time with rings, fill life with memories.

19、可惜你不说实话，不懂珍惜，不值一提。

Unfortunately, you don't tell the truth, you don't know how to cherish it, it's not worth mentioning.

20、余生笑我多悲欢，错认离人是久宿。

I laugh for the rest of my life, and mistakenly recognize that it is a long stay.

21、嗯哼恩哼蹦叉叉，动我姐妹草尼玛。

Hum hum, hum, fork, move my sister, grass NIMA.

22、可以不去扎人，但你身上必须带刺。

You can't go and get a prick, but you have to have a thorn.

23、你需要工作吗？我最近在招人喜欢。

Do you need to work? I've been hiring people lately.

24、我喜欢白天，因为白天能作白日梦。

I like the day because I can dream in the daytime.

25、哎呦我去，您这么忙还亲自上厕所那。

Oh, I'll go. You still go to the toilet yourself for such a busy time.

26、就唠会嗑，一步一个坎！

Nagging can be on, step by step!

27、我和我父亲的相似之处是不同的。

My father and I are different in similarities.

28、总有人，山高路远，为你而来。

There are always people who come for you, high and far away.

29、乖，别生气了，咱甭和地球人一般见识！

Good, don't be angry. Let's not know the earth!

30、别说我冷，暖的时候你没珍惜而已。

Don't say I am cold, warm when you do not cherish it.

31、有种女孩，脑海里只有两件事：吃和减肥。

There are two things in my mind: eating and losing weight.

32、妹妹你做炕头，哥哥我脱裤头。

Sister, you make Kang head, brother and I take off my pants.

33、前事不忘，后事之师。

I don't forget the past, the teacher of the later.

34、翻脸不如翻身，生气不如争气。

Turning over is better than turning over, and anger is not as competitive.

35、老师，我遇上强盗了，只是作业被抢了。

Teacher, I met robbers, but my homework was robbed.

36、人间这一趟值了，至少我遇见过你。

This trip is worth it. At least I have met you.

37、为了你的奥迪，我的迪奥，我们要加油！

For your Audi, my Dior, we're going to refuel!

38、说白了我就是死心眼，我就爱你，没得医！

I said that I am the eye of death, I love you, no doctor!

39、戒烟的人越抽越猛，减肥的人越减越肥。

The more people who quit smoking, the more fat the weight-loss people are.

40、我刚才好像忘了抱你，下次注意。

I just forgot to hold you. Next time.

41、薄酒忘忧，丑妻白头。

Thin wine forget worry, ugly wife white head.

42、不管你是灰绿还是粉白，我的眼里只有你。

Whether you are gray green or white, I only see you.

43、话多不如话少，话少不如话好。

More than less, less than good.

44、听君一席话，就知道你没怎么读书。

Listen to your words, you know you don't read much.

45、我喜欢交朋友，尤其是女朋友。

I like to make friends, especially girlfriend.

46、你这个刁民，就是想害朕。

You are a villain. You want to harm me.

47、一叶落寞，万物失色。

A lonely leaf makes all things pale.

48、我一个也没有忘记，却没有人记得我。

I didn't forget one, but no one remembered me.

49、在我生气的时候别给我讲什么大道理，我聋。

Don't preach to me when I'm angry. I'm deaf.

50、越来越在乎，所以才会越来越不满足。

More and more care, so will be more and more dissatisfied.

51、会说话是修养，管住嘴是教养。

To be able to speak is self-cultivation, to shut up is cultivation.

52、天啦，我的衣服又瘦了！

God, my clothes are thin again!

53、礼节为交际之本，和平为处世之本。

Etiquette is the foundation of communication and peace is the foundation of life.

54、今朝有食今朝吃，明日更肥明日忧。

Today's food, today's food, tomorrow's more fat, tomorrow's worry.

55、革命的小酒天天醉，喝的老婆背靠背。

The little wine of revolution is drunk every day, and the wife is back-to-back.

56、我只吃KFC，我上辈子一定是难忘鸡。

I only eat KFC, I must be unforgettable chicken in my last life.

57、周末，开启人肉闹钟模式。

On weekends, turn on the human flesh alarm mode.

58、有时候，与其多心，不如少根筋。

Sometimes, it's better to have less than more.

59、劝您别去整容，还是早日投胎比较靠谱！

I advise you not to go for plastic surgery. It's more reliable to have a baby as soon as possible!

60、苦海无涯，回……回头是我呀。

The sea of bitterness is endless. It's me who comes back.

61、世界上，每个人都很贱，只是方式不同。

In the world, everyone is cheap, but in different ways.

62、有一种病叫“单身上瘾”。

There is a disease called single addiction.

63、我看起来太胖、是被生活打肿的。

I look too fat and swollen by life.

64、我不是不会难过，只是不习惯脆弱。

I'm not sad, I'm just not used to vulnerability.

65、我又帅又有车，但我不是银行。

I'm handsome and I have a car, but I'm not a bank.

66、老妇力虽衰，波憾岳阳城！

Although the old woman's strength is weak, she regrets Yueyang City!

67、迷失的人迷失了，相逢的人会再相逢。

The lost are lost, and those who meet will meet again.

68、念念不忘，可有回响？

Can there be an echo?

69、奥特曼算个球，猪八戒才是最可爱的。

Altman is a ball, pig is the most lovely.

70、你今天有空不，请你看几张自拍。

Are you free today? Please look at some self portraits.

71、戒吸烟，限喝酒，心胸开阔不发愁。

Quit smoking, limit drinking, open-minded, do not worry.

72、十月可能不会对你好，但我会对你好。

October may not be good for you, but I will.

73、南门口，急得呕，一年到头是四路子堵。

The south gate is very urgent. There are four ways to block it all the year round.

74、用不着你喜欢，也轮不到你讨厌。

You don't need to like it. It's not your turn to hate it.

75、点兵点将，点着谁个就是我的大将。

Order soldiers and generals. Whoever you order is my general.

76、拿自己当根葱的人，特别善于装蒜。

People who take themselves as the root are especially good at pretending.

77、思念无果，转瞬滂沱。

Miss fruitless, instant torrent.

78、想做什么就放心大胆去做，反正会后悔！

If you want to do something, don't worry about it. You will regret it anyway!

79、男人越成熟，女人越懂事，越不是爱情。

The more mature a man is, the more sensible a woman is, and the less love she is.

80、哈哈，让我吃饱肚子再减肥。

Ha ha, let me eat enough to lose weight.

81、分手后依然会想你你在淋雨我在痛。

After breaking up, I will still miss you, you are in the rain, I am in pain.

82、春宵苦短，肉才是济世良方。

Meat is the best way to save the world.

83、既然说过深深爱我，为何又要离我远走？

Since you said you love me deeply, why do you want to leave me?

84、我是铟，软如金，轻微放射宜小心。

I'm indium, soft as gold. I should be careful with slight radiation.

85、你如果视我为游戏，我就开挂虐死你。

If you see me as a game, I'll kill you.

86、想通过健身来减肥，却管不住嘴，怎么办？

Want to lose weight through fitness, but can't shut up, how to do?

87、不是不发光，只是怕回头刺瞎你的眼。

It's not that it doesn't shine, it's just that it's afraid of going back and blinding you.

88、今天的你和我都早起，那我们早晚在一起。

You and I get up early today, so we'll be together sooner or later.

89、我丑怎么了，我又看不见，恶心的是你们。

What's wrong with me? I can't see it. It's you who make me sick.

90、我的微笑太久没练习，也许你早已忘记。

My smile has not been practiced for a long time, maybe you have already forgotten.