小孩学英语的幽默说说(适合小学生的英语笑话)

笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。适合小学生的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

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适合小学生的英语笑话篇1

"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head." copyright dedecms

"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

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"Where's the shopping bag?"

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"I haven't got one, use your hat."

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“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，学习英语的网站，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

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“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”

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“购物袋在哪?”

“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

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适合小学生的英语笑话篇2

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher."Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike. 织梦好，好织梦

麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”“为什么它会让你迟到呢?”老师问道。“因为这两个队都没有能力获胜，所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。 本文来自织梦

适合小学生的英语笑话篇3

One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast(烘烤) pig. copyright dedecms

I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me. 内容来自dedecms

Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.

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Finally the teacher said to the boy:

Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well. 织梦内容管理系统

一天有个男孩去对他老师说：老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。 内容来自dedecms

当然啰，老师说，去告诉你父亲，多谢他想着我。

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好几天过去了，再没提起烤猪肉的事儿

最后老师对男孩说：我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢。

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是啊，孩子说，他是这么想的，可后来猪又没病了。

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适合小学生的英语笑话篇4

One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. 织梦内容管理系统

Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. 本文来自织梦

Before I came out, said one, I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them. copyright dedecms

You don't know my work, said the other. copyright dedecms

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Oh! cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, and do you know my work? No, said the policeman. 织梦好，好织梦

I'm a writer. I'

一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。

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两个人站在外面，看着大火。

在我出来之前，其中一个说，我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬，所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了，没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。

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你不知道我是干什么的，另一个说

你是干什么的?

我是警察。 本文来自织梦

噢!第一个人喊了一声，他灵机一动，英语免费学习网站，说：那你知道我是干什么的?不知道。警察说。 织梦好，好织梦

我是个作家，我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。 织梦内容管理系统

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